asl blogni sunyi lg dr ms kita smu habis sekolah???????? korg semua dah start bljrke? sijil spm dah kluarke blum?
kisah kat kem aku
best giler mcm sial aku hidup kat plkn, tp 1je buat slek kem aku dlm hutan punya dlm hutan hutan hutan kat sabah. nama kem aku kem wawasan kampung ovai papar. first dtg sn aku jd gaijin.... aku x knl sorg pun...... tp aku jmpa member lm aku nazree ala bdk smk usj4tu, tien ho (spatutnye dia pg spitang), raymond & fahim bdk seafield. fahim kat sn kitaorg panggil dia tawau sbb dia bkn bdk kem aku tp bdk kem tawau tp ddk kat kem aku sbb msalah yg xdpt dielakkan... awl2 kat sn bsn giler tension giler... lps dah start aktiviti best cm sial. lp nak bgtau kat sn ade 4 kump. ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE & DELTA. Aku kump BRAVO. baru bbrape hari kump aku dah msk air mcm bdk lk tp lg teruk lg smpai tunggang terblik kem. kat sn ade ovai fantasia bkn akedemi fantasia, aku cm biasalah tersingkir awl2 sbb suara aku bknnye sedap pun... dahla kat sn xleh kluar nak beli brg, nasib baik ade kedai dlm kem tp itupun benda2 merepek di jual.....
walaupun aku ponteng koko (minta maaf pd smua ahli krs) aku akhirnya tahu berkawat mcm xprcya pulak. kwt senyap pun aku reti (berlagak). aku boleh kayak skrg tp msih lansung xpandai brenang, aku lemas smbil jerit minta tolong time water confident walupun pakai jaket keselamatan. malu giler, smua nampak aku lms dgn komanden & ketua jurulatih pun nampak. lps kluar dr air cm biasalah kene gelakla dgn smua org ngan pompuan skali joint malu giler.... kat sn time buat flying fox paling giler. adeke cikgu suruh buat wasiat and kena ckp kuat2 sblum terjun. benda tu laju giler smpai gigi aku berdarah, nsib baik xtercabut gigi aku.
kat sn kalau buat salah besar kn kwt slama 2jam xpa henti, nasib baik 2 jam. kalau ksalahan kecik kena buat aksi naik motor atas pentas kna buat bunyi and skali. kalu kesalahan yg lain drpd yg lain kena cakar langitla cakar beruangla lompat pocongla dan mcm lg, tp kn buat dpn smua org. aku dah kn byk kali (malu giler). kat sn mcm biasalah aku ttp jd mangsa, tapi aiman x kisah dorg kn kan aku gurau2je.
okla aku dah byk merepek, nanti aku smbung ceta aku. kalau aku cete lg korg bukannye fhm sgt pun. nanti aku mskkan gmbr skali k.
kpd ssiapa yg ade gmbr graviti bumbung haritu aku nak wei, bila korg nak bg aku. hidupkanla blik blog kita yg hampir pupusni.
on the 13th of october 2006... we lk brats had a small buka puasa together..at hartz buffet... well.. it was fun i must say... we ate... made some funky dish out of all the left overs on the table and made every one drink it... aight here are some photos .. enjoy kids..
* futch!!! i cant upload more photos!!! wait arr...*
three months.three bloody months since last post. yea i know some of you are like hey when are you posting again? bla bla bla then i simply said that i cant find the time to blog but here's the truth.
THE TRUTH IS........
im sulking.
yes.i tengah merajuk dengan blogdrive. why you asked? thats because i was blogging on something THREE months ago. some really interesting(or so i think) post. when i hit post.this bloody blogdrive gave me an error.i was pissed.
anyway, on the updates.plenty been going on.. like..
damo getting fired cause of some exaggerated story by Puan OINK.dont expect to talk bout it.im too lazy to.
pn kan praised 5cerdik. IS SHE FOR REAL?. i mean..can you actually believe it? am i fucking you around? c'mon..like i will....hahaha..yea right.
seriously, theres lots more but cant remember much.no im not getting old.
oh ya..we had our class party few days ago.Jessica will post bout it.so why be redundant.
a classmate once yell out loud "why does the teachers always comparing our class with other classes? "
i didnt have the chance to reply so here it is
IT IS BECAUSE OUR CLASS IS LIKE THE WORST FUCKING CLASS SINCE SMK USJ8 IS BUILT. EVER CROSS THE LITTLE BRAIN OF YOURS? WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK? WE DONT FINISH THE HOMEWORK. SLEEP 24 / 7 . MAKE TOOOO MUCH NOISE. BEAT UP TOOO MANY KIDS. EVEN THE GUYS GOSSIP AND CHAT AT THE FUCKING WRONG TIME (basicly influenced by our dear girlfriends). WE NEVER BLAME OURSELVES. WE SCORE WAY TOO LOW IN OUR EXAMS. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AT LEAST GET A PASS FOR LK CAUSE THAT SUBJECT IS FUCKING EASY AND PAY YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION IN THE FUCKING CLASS REGARDLESS TO HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING HATE THE TEACHER...YEA...LIKE YOU HATE ABANG HAZRY.SO NO EXCUSE FOR THAT. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO FUCKING LAZY AND STILL BLAME OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE AND THINGS ON YOUR FUCKING BEHAVIOUR. WHAT THE HELL IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU? SPM IS IN A MONTH AND LOOK AT YOURSELF! ARE YOU WORKING FOR AN A? AND THINKING THAT YOU ARE DOESNT COUNT. YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING IGNORANT THINKING MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN.JUST BECAUSE YOU PRAY EVERY FUCKING DAY,GOD IS NOT GOING TO BLOW THE FUCKING ANSWERS INTO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN. YOU BLAME THE TEACHER FOR NOT BEING A GOOD AND DEDICATED TEACHER BUT ARE YOU A GOOD AND DEDICATED STUDENT. ARE WE SMART STUDENT? ARE TEACHERS SURPOSE TO LOOK AT US AND FEEL PROUD? DID WE TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO EVEN ASK TEACHER THE QUESTIONS WE DONT UNDERSTAND? OR DID WE EVEN LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS..OR WORST, DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT BOOKS ARE? YES YES YES AND YES? PLEASE, DONT FUCK AROUND.
so...whats the question again? why does the teachers always comparing our class with other classes? why does teachers hate us? why does teachers calling us dumb? ask your fucking self.
p/s : the class party was fun! love you guys.even though we are dumb.
exams been going on.So couldnt post.blaja ma...<- alasan
there was an incident.
ketua : selamat sejahtera pn can..
pelajar lk : selamat(sela) sejah(mat se) tera(jahteeee) pn can!!!!(ra cikgu..)
annoymous : hail hitler!!!
pn can glare for quite some time.
pn can : who is that?!
pelajar lk : takta(tak) uuu(tau la!!!)
pn can : sit down! siew chuen!!!! come here la stupid!!
siew chuen : *buat bodo*
pn can : please? abang siew chuen~ com here la~
siew chuen : wat u wan??
pn can : where is your father's ic?
siew chuen : ohh...i forgot..
pn can : wat forgot2? go and call him now! simple things also cannot do! no need to take paper ah?!?!
siew chuen : i can remember la! shouting here shouting there...like org gila only..
pn can : what u said??
siew chuen : nothing!
pn can : ive been asking for months aledi (liar) simple things also cannot do!! i give u the disk then u isi the form for me la!! cakap saja senang!! everytime i have to skip your class to finish up your list you know!! ( twisting things around )
pn can : where is jessica?!?!
pelajar lk : buat bodo
pn can : where is jessica?!?!
pelajar lk : buat bodo
pn can : where is jessica?!?! hey! im talking to you ha..
ketua : go call her mother!
*siew chuen blk*
pn can : write over here!! simple things haa!
siew chuen : i know..simple things also cannot do..nah!
pn can : write your name la! how am i surpose to know who does this belongs to?! haiyah!! so easy things!! like tht also cannot think!! suet, im right or not??
suet : left
pn can : haa??
suet : its quite a lovely day today,dont you think?
siew chuen : *grumbling* haiyoh!! simple things also i cannot do!!
bile org sebut bdk2 shah alam. bende pertama yg aku fikir ialah
money.
ari ni dgn excitednye igt bleh dpt sugadaddy
bab kite g skola shah alam.ade seminar bersama 10 skola lain
skola mereke...hmm..besar!!!!!
sampai2 pun kite da lewat tp xpe bab bus best.
then ade seminar dr kul 8 sampai 12
cam taik!! da la makanan cam taik!!
budak2 pun cam taik!! hahahha
xde pun mamat hensem...
muke2 x cam org kaya! hampeh tul......
heheheheheh
i taw..i mmg teruk..oh ya! i da jumpa talent i yg satu lagi..heh heh...iaitu...hina org!
mwahhahaha
oops...back to the topic.
so anyway..ade la abg mulut kurang hajar nih bgtau kesilapan2 yg sering dilakukan oleh pelajar..
no im not giving tips.too bad you did not go. <- utk alvin
then abg mulut kurang hajar tuh nyanyi utk kite..nikmatilah
masa abis seminar..si abg nih plak g curi makanan yg org x abis..ish..kesian aku tgk..
then obviously we tangkap gambar
dah la....i da malas...ciao!
seeing that all of you are way too lazy to move your bum, so gonna write the blog again. school re-open only means one thing and one thing only.exam. kak ruby got up one day then decided to postpone SMK USJ 8's exam after every holiday.
nothing exciting during the assembly and surprisingly, kak ruby did not give any speech.impressive eh?
then tunku abdul rahman came in and scribbled the black board.pity him.seriously,we dont give him enough credit.i think he deserve some.
then miss universe came in and kutuk2 us.we got used to it long time ago..
today is the prefect's penyerahan kuasa day.so adelah pengawas2 dr skola lain ronda skola kite sambil usha awek2.
masa azlan masuk td utk physics.(yg die ajar skali sebulan) tanya kite soalan2 sengal saje utk bazir mase... camnih soalannye...
soalan 1
Ronaldo nk bli kasut bola yang berharga RM100.malangnya,die xde duit...so die g kat 2 ekor kwn die Beckham dgn Kaka utk pinjam duit. RM50 seekor.so skrg ronaldo da ade RM100.baki lepas die bli kasut ialah rm3.die pulangkan seringgit kat Beckham dgn Kaka..seringgit lg die simpan.So skrg die hutang Beckham dgn Kaka RM 49 seekor.
RM49 + RM49 = RM98
die ade seringgit..so... RM99
nape kurang seringgit??
soalan 2
nape half time utk bola 45minit? (kene mengene dgn fizik)
soalan 3
pak abu ade dusun yg penuh dgn semua buah buahan dlm dunie nih.. pada suatu ari, nadzrul minta sedikt buah dr dusun pak abu tp pak abu yg tua lg kedekut xnk bg.. nadzrul sbg seekor pun bakar la dusun pak abu.. semua buah die bakar kecuali 3 buah
buah ape tuh?
soalan 4
pak suatu ari, ah chong nampak minah melayu terakhir nih kat kedai buku dan trus jatuh cinta kat die..ah chong dpt taw bahawa die pemilik kedai buku tuh..lepas tuh die di-rejectoleh minah tuhdan dgn sedeynye lari ke pantai utk berfikir betape bodohnye tuh...lepas beberape saat,die pun pergi cari minah melayu terakhir tuh.byk tempat die g cari tp x jumpa.
mane minah melayu terakhir tuh??
ha......fikirla korang..
besok ari guru!!! sape xnk dtg?
and sape g sesi soal jawab lk tuh??? bayar..jgn x bayar...
arini sampai2 skola je ade spotcheck utk pompuan sahaja.nape plak? pas2 ade org ckp yg ade org tinggalkan used sanitary napkin in the school office
geli seyh.. anyway,obviously i kene tahan cz of my kain yg da koyak.. yg bodonye cin cin nih jahat gile babi. 1st suruh i cut my nails.ok.i salah.so i cut. then padam the contengan yg terdapat akt my nametag.ok.i salah.i kuarkan. then tiba2 die dtg kat aku pas2 suruh i tukar name yg i letak kat nametag. ok.i mmg salah yg tuh.tp yg x puas ati ni is..name puiling yg kat nametag is nikki and its not in the bloody birth cert.si cin cin tuh ckp. " ok..i excuse u cz this is your last year" then die dtg kat aku.
cincin : is the name sharon in your birtch cert?
suet : yes
cincin : whts this?
suet : aoki?
cincin : is it in your birth cert?
suet : no.
cincin : *rampas my nametag* you cannot use this nametag
suet : hek ele...apsal plak?
cincin : cz its not in your birth cert la bodo
suet : then pui ling tuh..ko slamber je bg die pki. is this some sort of dscrimination?
cincin : emm...come again?
suet : i said...is this some sort of DISCRIMINATION? D-I-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N
cincin : *tukar subject* why did u highlight your hair?!?!
suet : no i didnt.now answer my question!
cincin : *buat bodo* then why is your hair brown?
suet : its called the gene,darling...
cincin : dont lie ah!
suet : i swear to god!
cincin : ooohhh...u wanna talk bout god! fine! then god will know...god will know...
suet : ok..god knows...wtv..
cincin : *cari point* why did u tie your hair like this?
suet : cz its hot?
cincin : do u know tht this hairstyle is popular in japan?
suet : no...so? this is irrevelant.
cincin : put down your hair! now!
suet : but its hot!
cincin : then cut it
suet : make me.
cincin : *cari point* why did u use this bag to school?
suet : cz i dont have other bag?
cincin : u cannot use this bag in school! change it!
suet : i dont have money to buy a new bag!
cincin : i dont care
suet : i dont care either...
cincin : *cari point* give me your socks.
suet : take it
cincin : eew.go put in the office.
suet : u put la..u wanted it!
cincin : dont argue! go put in the office! i complain to your sis!
suet : my sis died 3 days ago
cincin : ......
this is a true story.this stor is not exaggerated.
